Author of The Heartwood Crown, The Crescent Stone, Good News for a Change, Sky Lantern and several other wonderful books!
I just kept waiting for one of those things to get his John Thomas. Ouch. For some reason this reminds me of some of my relatives in Tennessee who spent a lot of time searching the hills for ginseng. It just seemed odd that they would make money in this way. But compared to the turtles...
Is that called turtling?
Will this madness ever end?! I want the turtle-man-rebell-yell as my ring-tone! LOL LOL LOL :D