KILLER ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE!
BBC India reports that there is a serial killer elephant on the loose. He has killed at least 10 female elephants and his signature kill has to do with puncturing his victims with a broken tusk.
This sounds like a job for... BOBO THE DETECTIVE CHIMP!
If ever there were a time that the world needed a real, live detective chimp, this would be that time.
CONTROVERSY OVER CHURCH NAME SHORTAGE!
You've probably already heard all the controversy surrounding the shortage of church names. This is by far the best article I've seen on the topic. It's an important issue that all Christians should weigh in on.
AMAZING SHRINKING HORSE!
BHR correspondent @mrkengos writes in to tell us that horses are getting smaller all the time. Soon you will be able to carry them in a purse or handbag, or carry them on an airplane. I would appreciate it if no one ever mentioned this to my children.
ROBOTS ARE DESCRIBING IMAGINARY JESUS!
At least I assume it is robots. It might be poorly paid interns. Regardless, you can see my careful study of the fruits of their labor here.
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