Dedicated to the man and woman behind me in line, when I was buying my sisters their birthday presents.
Lady: -- so she already has three kids.
Lady: Now she's pregnant with her fourth!
Lady: Because she has the IQ of ... of a... of a stick of butter.
Note to the BHR Minions: Despite the strange, bigoted comments of the woman in line behind me, there is no scientific evidence linking number of children and the IQ of dairy products.