Dedicated to the man and woman behind me in line, when I was buying my sisters their birthday presents.
Lady: -- so she already has three kids.
Gentleman: Whoa!
Lady: Now she's pregnant with her fourth!
Gentleman: WHY?!
Lady: Because she has the IQ of ... of a... of a stick of butter.
Note to the BHR Minions: Despite the strange, bigoted comments of the woman in line behind me, there is no scientific evidence linking number of children and the IQ of dairy products.
That wasn't nice of them to insult butter like that.
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