Yesterday morning I made A's lunch. She typically has yogurt for lunch, so I asked her which flavor she wanted.
Me: Peach or boysenberry?
A: Boysenberry! Wait. Let me see it first.
I handed her the container and she looked at it carefully.
A: Do you think there's poison in this?
Me: No, it says Boysenberry, not Poisonberry.
A: Oh.
Me: Do you think they would sell yogurt with poison in it?
A: Yes.
And your parents would buy it and put it in your lunch... why?
Smart kid! You can never be too careful...
ReplyDeleteI don't have any life insurance on my kids, so poisoning them would be financially detremental.
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