Eavesdropping with Matt (Episode Forty-Two: In Which I Send Strong Mental Images to the Gentlemen Next To Me In the Restaurant, Encouraging Them to Adopt A Dog)

Dedicated to the two gentlemen who ate lunch at Nicholas' Restaurant today, at the table next to me and my good friend, Shasta.

Man #1: My girlfriend and I are debating either adopting a kid or getting a dog together.

Man #2: (inaudible)

Man #1: Not to make light of the whole thing.

(PAUSE)

Man #1: I'm not sure I would want to raise a dog in a world like this one, anyway.