Dedicated to the two gentlemen who ate lunch at Nicholas' Restaurant today, at the table next to me and my good friend, Shasta.
Man #1: My girlfriend and I are debating either adopting a kid or getting a dog together.
Man #2: (inaudible)
Man #1: Not to make light of the whole thing.
Man #1: I'm not sure I would want to raise a dog in a world like this one, anyway.