A group of Somali pirates recently ran afoul of their old foe: DOLPHINS!
As you all know, dolphins and pirates have long hated one another. In fact, in the original draft of Peter Pan, Captain Hook's hand had been eaten by a dolphin with a clock in its stomach rather than a crocodile.
I'm glad to see that dolphins are picking up the pace in their never-ending war to rule the waves.
And, as always, the dolphins celebrated their victory by a giant under water hookah party: