I was thinking about the post above, and I started feeling bad for whoever came to BHR seeking monkey island slogans. I mean, the basic idea of an island full of monkeys is something we here at BHR fully support.
We've never really had any monkey island slogans on this blog. And that just made me sad. And a little angry. Whoever runs this thing is dumb for never thinking of it before.
Here are some Monkey Island Slogans:
"No Phones! No Lights! No Motor Cars!"
"Monkey Island... Now A Video Game!"
"No Tail, No Service."
"Coming In Three Million Years: Cro-Magnon Island."
"More Fun Than Monkey Peninsula."
Okay. That was fun. Now you guys add some in the comments.