So, I've been standing around whistling and then I say, "In the name of Christ, get out of here!" Then I whistle again. Keeps them busy running back and forth, you know. Keeps them out of trouble.
Other important Lithuanian tips for women:
1) Don't cross your legs and then shake the leg on top. A demon will come sit on your foot. I don't know why, but there you go.
2) Don't sit at the corner of a table (i.e. with the corner angle pointing at you). If you do this, you won't get married for seven years. SEVEN YEARS! Seems a little harsh, but that's just the way it is here in Lithuania.
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