It starts out funny and then it just gets disturbing
So, everyone in Budapest was talking about the zookeeper who gave his elephants vodka to keep the chill off this winter. One of the inebriated pachyderms then ripped the radiator out of the wall. Ha ha ha! Now that's funny. But then as you start to read further on in the "see also" links of the Moscow paper you start to see that it's pretty dangerous to go to the zoo in Russia. Did you hear that all you stinters out there? NO ZOO IN RUSSIA!