Friday, April 22, 2011

New! Books! On! My! Shelf!

As you know, books arriving in my mailbox makes my mailbox happy. Here are a few of my recent arrivals:

Whole Bible Story, The: Everything That Happens in the Bible in Plain English
The Whole Bible Story by Dr. William H. Marty. This book was sent to me by the publisher (Bethany House... thanks!) and is a chronologically arranged retelling of all the narrative sections of the Bible. Basically, imagine someone sitting down and telling you, well, the whole Bible story.





Mama's Got a Fake I.D.: How to Reveal the Real You Behind all That Mom
Mama's Got a Fake I.D. by Caryn Dahlstrand Rivadeneira. This book was sent to me by the author, whose new book is coming out from my publisher (Tyndale House). As it turns out, Caryn and my wife Krista and I have a mutual and much beloved friend named Barb, which is cool. Caryn is a great writer whose books have a fun sense of humor and a lot of common sense answers to sticky questions. I haven't read this one completely yet, although the parts I've read are great. I have, however, read Caryn's next book, Grumble Hallelujah and it was excellent.


Russian Dreambook of Color and Flight
The Russian Dreambook of Color and Flight by Gina Oschner. I met Gina this year at the Portland Faith and Writer's conference and I really, really enjoyed our brief interactions. So of course I ran out and bought her book. I've just started it, but it's wonderful. Instead of trying to describe it, here's what Publisher Weekly had to say about it:

At the center of Flannery O'Conner Award–winning Ochsner's debut novel (after collection People I Wanted to Be) is a decaying five-story building in a Khrushchev-era slum whose residents navigate the absurdities of post-Soviet life by immersing themselves in dreams. There's Olga, a translator and sometimes censor at the Red Star; her idiot son, Yuri, who represses his memories of Chechnya with a perpetually worn Cosmonaut helmet; the bathroom-attendant Azade, who knows the dreams of others by the scent of their leavings; and Tanya, a hat-check girl at the All-Russia All-Cosmopolitan Museum of Art, who records her dreams of clouds and air travel in a notebook. When news arrives that the museum may be eligible for a grant, Tanya and Yuri are charged with forging works of art, like Peter the Great's fetus collection and a saintly halo. Meanwhile, Olga fears her son will be forced to fight again in Chechnya. Though Ochsner struggles in places to expand and sustain the energy of her short stories, the novel benefits from its relative plotlessness by granting a rare glimpse of buoyant inner worlds that flourish through the frost.



The Fifth Witness
The Fifth Witness by Michael Connelly. Any long time readers of the blog will know that I'm a big Connelly fan, and I can't stop myself from buying his books. I can't wait for paperback. He's one of two authors whose books I advance order in hardback and then torture myself by trying to decide when to read them after they arrive. This is another of Connelly's "Lincoln Lawyer" novels. In The Fifth Witness, the main character, Mickey Haller is back to his old tricks, getting called in as a defense lawyer on a case involving the murder of a crooked (?) mortgage banker.


Homemade Haunting: A Novel
Homemade Haunting by Rob Stennett. Homemade Haunting is the story of a washed up writer who wants to write a horror novel and discovers that he is a "method writer." He can't write about something he hasn't experienced. So he sets up shop in a "haunted" house and tries to do everything he can to come in contact with scary supernatural forces. I suspect he is going to succeed. The author and I have exchanged a few emails here and there, and Rob has graciously agreed to do an interview here at BHR once I read the book and send him some questions. If you'd like to send some questions, read the book and send them along.

Citizen Vince (P.S.)
Citizen Vince by Jess Walter. I'm always looking for some new, quality crime or hard boiled detective fiction. Someone suggested this book, and I blindly obeyed. It appears that this book is a love letter to Spokane (?!), a thriller about a guy getting chased by the cops, a mob boss and a hit man, and an exploration of the all-American tradition of trying to figure out who one should vote for in the Presidential election.




So... that's what's piled up in a tower on my bedside table. How about you? What are you reading? What's on the list for the near future?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Birthday Cards, when made by an 8 year old

This week was Z's tenth birthday as well as our good friend Shasta's birthday. So we had a lot of parties going on this week.

On the way to school, my 8 year old told me she wanted to make a card for Shasta using her new stencil kit.

Me: I think Shasta would like that.

A: Dad, what do you think Shasta would like better? Rocket ships, Greek gods, or Hawaii?

Me (laughing): She likes Hawaii quite a bit.

A (thoughtfully): Okay. I will put some palm trees and the beach.

Me: Great.

A: And a rocket ship.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wonderful Primeday: Wednesday Treat from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

You may have missed all the hoopla the last couple weeks about a young lady named Rebecca Black whose parents paid for voice lessons, someone to write a song, auto-tune and a video so their baby could be a pop star and the resulting internet explosion as 109 MILLION people watched the video to watch how not-great it is. I feel sorry for the kid and think the idiots who are making fun of her need to be unplugged from the internet and taught some manners. AND... I wish I could get 109 million hits on any video I would ever upload. This kid could get a social media job right now I bet. Anyway, here's her video (I provide it for context for the Wonderful Wednesday offering to follow):

Now. THIS video is excellent. It's called "Primeday" and it's a satire of Ms. Black's video, which just happens to be sung by Princess Leia. You will enjoy it.



I am posting both of these within hearing of my baby M. She is dancing joyfully. Ah, to be a child again.

Excuse me while I go dance.

p.s. It's stuck in your head, isn't it?

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ridiculous Reviewers On Amazon: One Star Review for Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring

The Fellowship of the Ring: Being the First Part of The Lord of the RingsLet's be honest. There are plenty of legitimate reasons not to be a fan of The Lord of the Rings trilogy. I completely understand that there are people who will find The Fellowship of the Ring boring. I don't see any need to pick on them. I get it that some people will find the songs and poems and familial histories intrusive. Likewise, I have no gripes with them. I even extend grace to those who say, for instance, that there is "no characterization." I don't expect them to understand that Tolkien was creating his own epic, and that epics aren't meant to be character pieces, but rather stories about what it means to be a hero. And yes, Tolkien did something no one at the time was doing, and he is the Father of Modern Fantasy and yes, absolutely, it is a powerful and wonderful trilogy that I love. I love how he subtly subverts the epic genre not by changing anything in a massive way, but by making the hero a little nobody from the middle of nowhere who has no great power or skill or history in fact no greatness at all other than a desire to do what is right. I love the unflinching boldness to call evil what it is and to focus on the good, and I love the imagination and the deeply textured world that makes you believe it might, just might really exist. I love the books. But I can see where certain readers wouldn't care for it.

Having said that, here are two reviewers on Amazon who gave it one star out of five who I think deserve to be mocked and then need to watch the extended DVD version of the movies while a real Tolkien fan explains to them every single little detail of what is happening:

Here's the first. I've enbiggened my favorite bit:

1.0 out of 5 stars Really, truely, one of the most boring books ever., April 16, 2002
By 
Bill (Albuquerque, New Mexico United States) - See all my reviews
Although many people believe that "The Fellowship of the Ring" is a classic novel of its time, it is not. Granted it opened up many doors for the half hearted fantasy writing of today, it still used plane, boring and ohhhhh so long descriptions. What I don't understand is how JRR Tolkien could take a great idea about four young chaps (who happen to be midgets which kills alot of the drama for me) on a harrowing adventure to destory the ring that the evil one wants so he can take over middle-Earth. The whole book went through a phase of Duex Machinea where Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin where either saved by friendly hobbits, not so friendly hobbits, friendly Elves, not so friendly Elves, or friendly Men or not so friendly Men. Startaling trasitions from numbly simiple to madingly difficult dialog made the book jump from one pace to another. Tolkien didn't use mounting suspense through the book, but manic-depressive, spasmatic jumps. Putting a song in the middle of one of the few exciting scenes breaks the pace, and leaves the reader starting all over again, feeling bland. Altogether, the book was my least favorite "classic."
Apparently that guy doesn't care what happens to "midgets."

And lastly, a review that causes you to wonder what book, precisely, the reviewer was reading:

1.0 out of 5 stars this book is awesome, October 9, 2002
By 
This is the absolute worst book ever written. I still can't believe they killed off Frodo, the supposed star of the trilogy, within 175 pages. That's just ridiculous. Also, what's the deal with the zombies??? I re-read that section 3 times and I still didn't get it. Did they eat Gandalf or not? I still don't know. If you're looking for a confusing book filled with wordy descriptions of fish and the walking dead, you're in luck. Otherwise, you'd better find a new book. A great boook.

Monday, April 18, 2011

The Strange Man by Greg Mitchell

The Strange Man (The Coming Evil)Once a month my valiant friends in the Christian Science Fiction and Fantasy tour group read a book and write interesting reviews, interviews, and various blog posts about that book and whatever it might light off in the powder kegs of their minds. This month they are reading The Strange Man by author Greg Mitchell.

The Strange Man is the story of a young man named Matt Mikalatos  Dras Weldon who loves horror movies and comic books and isn't too focused on his Christian faith... until a demonic stranger arrives and begins to threaten his friends.

To learn more, check out my esteemed colleagues now through Wednesday:

Noah Arsenault
Red Bissell
Kathy Brasby
Grace Bridges
Beckie Burnham
http://csffblogtour.com/
Amber French
Tori Greene
Katie Hart
http://www.613media.com/
Timothy Hicks
Jason Joyner
Carol Keen
Inae Kyo
Emily LaVigne
Shannon McDermott
Matt Mikalatos
http://rebeccaluellamiller.wordpress.com/
Gavin Patchett
Andrea Schultz
Kathleen Smith
Donna Swanson
Jessica Thomas
Steve Trower
Fred Warren
Dona Watson
Phyllis Wheeler

At UC Irvine last week

Last Thursday night I spoke to a group of students at UC Irvine about our conceptions, opinions, ideas, preferences and misconceptions about Jesus, as well as what Jesus has to say about himself.

The Campus Crusade for Christ staff and students who put on the event did a great job, asking a lot of their friends to come as well as spending much of the week hosting a "graffiti wall" where people could write out their answers to the question "Who is Jesus?"

The event itself went well, and I enjoyed meeting a lot of students and having some great conversations. At least one person said they made a decision to be a follower of Jesus, which was cool. Here are some pictures from the graffiti wall:


Throughout the week, students were encouraged to put their thoughts about Jesus up on the "graffiti wall" on campus.

The team had made great posters and handed out copies of IJ to interested students.





Thursday, April 14, 2011

What I'm up to today

This morning I'm about to leap onto a plane (into a plane?) on my way to southern California. I'll be hanging out at UC Irvine from 11 to 1 handing out copies of Imaginary Jesus with some friends, and then, this evening, we're holding a little meeting where I'll be talking with people from all sorts of backgrounds about our imaginary Jesuses and the real Jesus.

I'm excited about the opportunity to spend some time with college students talking about Jesus. The Christian students at Irvine have been inviting their friends and starting conversations about who Jesus is all week. If you're in the Irvine area come out tonight and let's hang out!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wonderful Wednesday: The Joy of Jumping

Okay, people. Today I sharing a video of my children for Wonderful Wednesday. This is the first time I have done this. My children are, in fact, wonderful. As wonderful as Hello Kitty Beer, or hand-painted manhole covers or oversized Japanese robots. So enjoy this video of my girls laughing hysterically on the trampoline:

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Ridiculous Reviewers On Amazon: One Star Review for To Kill A Mockingbird

To Kill a Mockingbird [Mass Market Paperback]To Kill a Mockingbird is the story of Scout Finch, her brother Jem and their father Atticus, living in Alabama during the Depression. Scout narrates the story of Boo Radley, an African American man accused of raping a white woman, and of her father Atticus, who agrees to be his defense lawyer and what happens as a result... what happens in the town, in her family, and the insights she gains as a child seeing the best and worst of humanity in her small town. It's a beautiful, powerful story about race, justice, growing up and doing the right thing no matter the cost.

And here's our ridiculous reviewer, who gives it a one star. I've underlined my favorite bits:

1) The characters are BLACK AND WHITE? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, now. You can do better than that.

2) Trailor trash. It's like a woman who was trailer trash had a baby with a sailor. Awww, it's sweet.

3) Deep as a rain puddle wouldn't be a favorite part, if it weren't for this reply from the hilarious Jaz, below:

Thank you, Ridiculous Reviewer, for your silly opinion. This is America, and you're welcome to share it.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Eavesdropping with Matt (Episode Fifty-One: A Rose By Any Other Name)

Dedicated to the disembodied voices two aisles over from me in the Fred Meyer's on 78th street.

Woman (calling): Marco!

Man: Polo!

Woman: Sir, I am not playing a game. I am trying to find my son, who is named Marco.

Man: Anytime I hear someone yell Marco, I always say Polo.

Friday, April 08, 2011

Poor Baby Has Jet Lag

I took this video when we got back from Florida. The baby was having a hard time. Krista and I always try to explain to people how to deal with kids who are going through jet lag, but the fact is they are just saying exactly what everyone else is feeling. Baby M cried the first time I showed her this video, but this morning she laughed at it so I decided it's fair game to share on the internet:

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Amish Girls Dig Imaginary Jesus

I like to drop by Borders and see if they have copies of my book. I was in a nearby town this week and dropped by the local bookstore to find this lovely display of Imaginary Jesus together with its regular shelf buddy, More than Words byJudith Miller.

Why hello there.
I noticed as I looked at these two books together on the shelf that the young Amish lady in the book seemed to be looking at Imaginary Jesus pretty closely. Hmm. Could it just be my imagination?

I really like your glasses.
Nope. That Amish girl is totally digging Imaginary Jesus.

I am thinking about writing Judith Miller and asking her how she feels about our books sharing a shelf. I might just read her book first. Because if our books are going to start dating, I want to know who is potentially going to be at the Thanksgiving table come November.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Wonderful Wednesday: The Pirate Bedroom (I wants it, precious)

I want to live in this pirate-themed bedroom. I will require a larger bed than is currently included. Krista, you had better start preparing my grog and grub.

Signed, Captain Matt

p.s. Arrrr.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Ridiculous Reviewers On Amazon: One Star Review for Steinbeck's East of Eden

I'm starting a new, regular series here at BHR, called "Ridiculous Reviewers on Amazon." One thing you quickly notice when you start looking at reviewers on Amazon, is that every book, even the most lauded and beloved books of all time, have a coterie of people who gang up to give it negative reviews and one star. Now, subtract the people who are complaining about the fact that it hurt their feelings, that the cover is too garish and who accidentally bought that book instead of another and want to blame the author for it, and  what remains is a bizarre population that not only dislike an amazing book, but who feel compelled to tell the whole world about it.

Now, to be honest, I have some classics I hate. I don't see a lot of value in James Joyce's Ulysses, for instance. But given the number of people who think it's a mind-blowingly excellent book, I'm not going to go write a vicious screed about it on Amazon.

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to highlight these every week or so, choosing books I love (giving me an excuse to talk about the book) and my favorite (i.e. funniest or most ridiculous) negative review.

Here's our first one:
East of Eden
East of Eden is, perhaps, my favorite novel of all time. It's the story of three generations of a farming family called the Trasks, and it plays out (over and over) the story of Cain and Abel. It deals with family ties, the struggle to overcome one's sinful nature, the reality of love and the difficulties and complications brought on by    successive generations of sinful people living in a family together. It probably has the clearest picture of the human condition of any book I've read, and it has a hopeful, life-affirming message about choosing to overcome who and what we are to be something (someone) better. It takes place in the early days of the settling of California, and as such pretty much all the characters are farmers and people somehow connected to farm life. I've read this novel probably ten times in the last twelve years, and I'm about to pick it up again. It continually holds something new and fresh for me, and if you haven't read it, I think you should give it a try. In my opinion, it's a better, more powerful work than The Grapes of Wrath or Of Mice and Men (both of which are excellent).

And now for our one star critic. I've highlighted my favorite sentence. You poor deluded soul. Thanks for the anonymous review. I'm proud to include you as our very first Ridiculous Reviewer on Amazon: