While my kids were dyeing Easter eggs, they got in a heated argument about the purple die, mostly related to whose turn it was to dip an egg into the colored vat. I was in the next room, and I finally called them over.
Me: Kids, what are we celebrating at Easter time?
The kids looked down at their feet and didn't respond.
Me: Are we celebrating some sort of festival about sisters fighting with each other?
Me: No. You know what we're celebrating, we're celebrating that --
A: What does dyeing eggs have to do with Jesus dying for our sins and then rising from the dead?
Me: Ummmm. Nothing. Now stop fighting and go dye your eggs.