Thursday, January 21, 2010

Eavesdropping With Matt (Episode Forty: Eat, Work and Be Merry)

Dedicated to the kind, friendly lady at my local grocery store.

Lady: Why you buy so much food?  You make me hungry!

Me: My friend just moved to a new town to set up his business, he doesn't have a car and he misses his family.  I thought I'd send him a package.

Lady: So nice!  You tell him, work hard and he no miss his family!  Tell him, eat first, then work hard, he no miss them.  It all be okay.

Me: Okay, I will.

So... eat first, work hard and you'll be fine.  Also, I didn't send your package before my trip.  I'll send it when I get back.  Um.  Sorry.