Dedicated to the kind, friendly lady at my local grocery store.
Lady: Why you buy so much food? You make me hungry!
Me: My friend just moved to a new town to set up his business, he doesn't have a car and he misses his family. I thought I'd send him a package.
Lady: So nice! You tell him, work hard and he no miss his family! Tell him, eat first, then work hard, he no miss them. It all be okay.
Me: Okay, I will.
So... eat first, work hard and you'll be fine. Also, I didn't send your package before my trip. I'll send it when I get back. Um. Sorry.