Brain: Good morning!
Body: Ugh. Shhh.
Brain: Let's get up and do something fun!
Body: Mmmaybe. Like what.
Brain: Something really fun. Like... you know... jogging.
Body: ARE YOU INSANE? JOGGING?
Brain: You'll feel better when you get in shape.
Body: How many times have we been jogging? Twice? We didn't like it then, why should we like it now.
Brain: Well, guess what? I'm the brain and I'm in charge. Get to it!
(a few minutes later, on the road)
Body: *huff* *huff*
Brain: This is going to pay off in the future.
Body: Shut... up... brain.
Brain: You're going to feel great!
Body: Okay. We've run about thirty steps now. Need to rest.
Brain: Keep going!
Body: If you want to meet Jesus right now I will keep running, but otherwise we have to stop before I explode.
Brain: Fine. But we're going again tomorrow.
Body: I want the old brain back.
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