Mikalatos: Neighbors! Attend to my call! Look unto the northwest region of our neighborhood! What do you see there?
Neighbor Chorus: Only the abandoned house which has become a garden of weeds, a haunt of ghuls, a repository of our curses.
Mikalatos: Look unto the garden of weeds, my friends. What do you see?
Chorus: Behold! The weeds have disappeared as silently as the neighbors themselves.
Mikalatos: Yes, for I took my lawn mower, whose name is Arondight, and I did a great and mighty work upon the monstrous weeds which had threatened to rule over us. And do you know what I found beneath those tree-like weeds?
Chorus: Was it a dead mouse?
Mikalatos: Yes, I did find a dead mouse. But that is not the thing of which I speak.
Chorus: Was it a phone book?
Mikalatos: Yea, verily, I did find even three phone books beneath the shade of the weeds, bereft of their plastic coats and discarded there by careless owners or strange miscreants of yellowed pages. But this also is not the thing of which I speak.
Chorus: Soda bottles? Beer cans? Hidden shrubbery?
Mikalatos: Yea, all these things and more I found. Arondight stutttered when first she found a phone book, and I feared she would not stir to life again. She cried out in a shriek of metal and plastic upon the discovery of the empty bottles. She held herself back at the sight of a hidden shrub, rescued by her twin blades from the desperate shadows which had threatened and choked it. Cigarettes I found and an abundance of discarded trumpery. But even these are things of which I do not speak.
Chorus: You amaze us with your tale. What did you find beneath those weeds, O Neighbor?
Mikalatos: A treasure, my friends, and one which I will take in payment for my mighty deeds of renown.
Chorus: We have seen no treasure. What treasure do you speak of? Is it the treasure of a job well done? Is it the treasure of a good deed which will bring you much pleasure? Is it the treasure of the pleasure of looking across the street and seeing your handiwork displayed for all to see?
Chorus: We are unable to continue. Our imaginations fail us and words come only haltingly to our tongues.
Mikalatos: Here is the tale of the treasure. After my task was completed I spied a hole in the ground, previously covered by the noxious weeds. A moment of contemplation encouraged me to thrust my arm into the hole and here is what I found: a tiny thing like a man in a blue coat, and his wife, who was like a rabbit. He thanked me bravely for my unasked for kindness, although I had nearly collapsed his home with Arondight. And in token of his favor he gave me a silver flute, marvelously small, and when I play upon it he has promised that my garden will grow in unaparalleled splendor, and money will fall out of all our pillowcases, and the frogs surrounding out house will sing lullabies for our children in voices sweet as honey.
Chorus: Whoa. That's really weird.
Mikalatos: I know, right? I thought that was weird, too.
i'm speechless, i'm surprised the dwarf rabbit didn't punch you in the faceReplyDelete
Yeah, me too. But if he had I'm sure you would have had my back.ReplyDelete
Also, I haven't played that little flute yet. Maybe it's a booby trap.
Honestly man, didn't anyone ever tell you not to stick your hand in any random hole in the ground? I would certainly caution you against playing that flute. Pandora's box sound familiar? I'm jsut sayin...ReplyDelete
Pandora's box. Yeah, I remember that one. Isn't that the box that was full of hope?ReplyDelete
Hmmm...I wonder if their extended family happen to be living in the yard across the street.ReplyDelete
My neighbor came over to my house and yelled at me over my dog!ReplyDelete
I have a dog that I can't keep in my yard. I have tried everything and she always finds a way out. Anyway, this lady comes to my home, knocks on my door and when i open the door she points her finger at me and yells obscenities at me. Apparently my dog was in HER neighbors garbage and then pooped on HER NEIGHBORS LAWN! Why didn't she come and talk to me like a civil human being? Why was she a vicious monster attacking me at my door? I calmly went over to HER NEIGHBORS house where the garbage was and picked up every piece, and the dog poop. I agree that I have that responsibility to clean up after my dog. The one thing I don't agree upon is someone coming to my house and screaming in my face about something I didn't know about. Is anyone out there been blessed with a psyco-neighbor?
I don't think anyone remembers the golden rule...Do unto others as you would want done unto you!
I sent them a lovely card from this site I found...www.URAJerk.com
what is discarded trumpery?ReplyDelete