Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Eavesdropping With Matt Episode Sixty-Seven (Great Date Conversations)

This episode of Eavesdropping with Matt is dedicated to the old couple out on a date at a local restaurant, who spoke very loudly to one another so I could hear everything they had to say, including when the old lady apparently visited a "gynecologist for women" and "had her blood pressure taken." Here's part of their "getting to know you" conversation.

Lady: I'd like to go to confession.

Man: Why? What do you have to confess?

Lady: Plenty.

Man: Like what?

Lady: Oh, you know. I don't go to church as often as I'm able to go to church. But you know what? I'm seventy-one. So maybe I get a pass on that one. And if not... ABSOLVE ME!

More Eavesdropping with Matt.

1 comment:

  1. Eavesdropping with Anna:

    (heard on campus in the stationary store. Two cashiers talking)

    Guy 1: Dude, so I think I'm gonna try and not do drugs until after finals.

    Guy 2: *gives him a look*

    Guy 1: What? I'm serious.