|Oh hey! A book? For me? Can I do anything I want with it?|
I can? Can I... eat it?
|Seriously, if you don't want me to eat this, now's the time to speak up.|
|It's a little... ugh... a little different than I was expecting.|
|Oh! Actually! It's growing on me. Maybe it's an acquired taste. Mmmm!|
So, buy two copies. One to read, and one for a baby you love to lick!
EDIT: Make that, one for a baby you love. For the baby to lick. Not a baby you love to lick. Ew. What's wrong with you?