Little known fact about me: I have little names that I use for different outfits I wear. For instance, I have these brown shorts that I sometimes wear with a striped brown polo shirt. I call this my "prison outfit" because Krista once said that the striped shirt reminded her of something a prisoner would wear. I also have a pair of blue shorts that I wear with a grey shirt, and I call that my Civil War outfit because it is like the Union vs. the Confederacy, except that the Confederacy is in the North and the Union in the South. I also have these khaki shorts that I wear with a green shirt. This is called the green shirt outfit.
But my entire system was thrown into disarray when someone mentioned on Monday that the blue shorts of my Civil War outfit were grey. In fact, they walked up to me and called me "Grey Man." I asked Krista later in the day what color my shorts were and she confirmed that we could, at best, call them "formerly blue." I was stunned. No longer could I call this outfit my Civil War outfit. Unless I was happy with the a-historical representation that the Confederacy was winning out over the Union! I don't think so.
So now I need a new name for the outfit. Here are some of the choices. Feel free to leave your suggestions or preferences in the comments to this post:
1) Grey Man.
2) The outfit formerly known as the Civil War outfit.
3) The Antebellum South.
4) Portland Skies (Winter)
That is all.
Definitely #2. This post is highly amusing.ReplyDelete