Friday, September 25, 2009

Eavesdropping with Matt (Episode Thirty-Eight: I Keel You)

Dedicated to the old man with the flat blue tooth and the two middle-aged sisters all drinking coffee together at Peet's coffee in Beaverton, Oregon.  And yes, I can identify you old man.  I'M WATCHING YOU!!!!

Old Man: -- think that the best solution is to kill him.

Sister 1: What does that solve in the long run?  The police would eventually trace it back to you and then you would go to jail for the rest of your life.  I just don't think that's a good solution.

Old Man: I don't think the police will do anything about him, so the best solution is to kill him.

Sister 2: I would get his address from google maps and then watch him for something that would get the police's attention.


How the police will find him out in the end if he ever did something drastic (sounded like the sisters eventually talked him out of this): turns out you shouldn't discuss murdering someone in crowded coffee shops and so on.  Who knew?

3 comments:

  1. This reminds me of a conversation I had yesterday at a coffee shop in Oregon while disguised as an old man. Weird.

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  2. Wow, such a coincidence (really) I'm going to Beaverton next Friday... will go to Peet's and spy.

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  3. Catherine9:17 AM

    "Next up on Fox 12, Have you seen this Old Man with a flat blue tooth? He is the prime suspect in a recent murder..."

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