Yesterday, Krista and I flew Horizon. Two events of note:
Wanda Gets Grounded. A woman we later learned was called 'Wanda' came onto the plane and took a seat in the row ahead of us. Then she got up and moved to the back. Then a cop came on the plane and said, "Wanda, we need you to step off the plane."
"Why would you do this to me?" Wanda asked. "I'm just trying to get home."
"Step off the plane and we'll talk about it," the officer said. Then they went back and forth for a while. Why would you do this to me? Step off the plane. But why would you do this to me? Step off the plane. And then Wanda stepped off the plane, leaving all of us to make us stories about why she was removed.
My theory: Drrrunk!
Krista's theory: Wanda did something bad. Then possibly snuck onto the plane. This is one of the rare moments where Krista's invented history for another person is more dramatic than mine.
Missionary Aviation Fellowship. We overheard the young lady behind us talking and realized she's a missionary that will be joining our friends Matt and Sharon in Slovenia. Of course Krista and I are missionaries. And the lady across the aisle from the missionary behind us seemed awfully familiar with a variety of missions organizations. This is very strange when you consider the small percentage of Christians in Portland, that so many of us on the plane were missionaries. Maybe that's why they took Wanda off the plane... she was a missionary and she was skewing the percentages on the plane.
In any case, when we got off the plane I saw this bumper sticker: IN CASE OF RAPTURE THIS PLANE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF LEG ROOM.
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