This episode of Eavesdropping with Matt is dedicated to the two lovely women who are the secretaries at the office of our children's doctor.
Secretary #1: I don't know why everyone insists on trying to schedule things with Dr. J. She has a family of her own and her schedule is less flexible.
Secretary #2: I know. It's like people think a doctor will be better with kids just because she has kids.
Secretary #1: That's what the lady I just spoke to said. She wants Dr. J because Dr. J has kids.
Secretary #2: I don't see why parents think that having kids can make someone a better doctor for kids.
AND NOW, using my amazing psychic powers I will reveal something about both secretaries. It's getting clearer. It's getting clearer. I've got it! Neither of them has children. They are far too reasonable. TA-DA! Please feel free to shower me with applause.
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