Dedicated to the Russian (?) musician duo -- one old, one young -- getting on our flight to Chicago this morning, and to the gate attendant who served them.
Young Musician: I'd like to make sure we can carry on our instruments.
Attendant: The size limit on the guitar is forty inches. So if it fits within those requirements we can take it.
Old Musician: Ees not a Gueetar. Ees a feedle. So what ees the size reestriction for a feedle?