|Black Ranger, Spider Ranger, Bat Ranger, Blue Ranger.|
Me: What are you? A Power Ranger?
Mom: He likes super-heroes.
Kid: I'm a zombie.
Me: Ha ha! You're a zombie? Did you eat all those superheroes?
Mom: He is not a zombie.
Me: Ah, I see.
Mom: Look at his jetpack. He's a super hero.
Kid (under his breath, head turned away from mom): I'm a zombie.
NOTE: It is precisely this sort of parental denial regarding the zombie status of loved ones that will cause the infection to spread more rapidly than is necessary should there be an outbreak. Please be as dispassionate as possible when diagnosing your loved ones.