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"Ahhhh! He's blinding us with his gigantic bald!"
"It's time for the most rare of eclipses... the kind caused by an enormous human head."
"Professor Xavier, my codename will be Forehead Flame!"
"And that's why I always wear a miner's light on my head."
"Gah. I hate it when faeries fly around my face when I'm speaking."
"Spontaneous combustion... it always starts at the top and works its way down."