Return of the Expulsions of Houdini Dog. No doubt you recall the many times in the past when a clandestine canine visited my yard and made deposits in the hope that my feet, like some sort of podiatric bank tellers, would happen along and then whisk the deposits away to some other, safer location.
I thought that was all over. But in recent weeks it seems clear that someone has been either helping or attempting to frame our old friend Houdini Dog. We know this is true because a perfectly straight line of excrement has been appearing in our yard. What I mean to say is that each pile is in line with the next, as if standing in a queue. But what is it waiting for? That is yet to be determined. The most mysterious part is that, once again, the offending digested materials have been appearing in our back yard... our locked back yard. Some think that it has been tossed over the fence. It is a mystery.