|"Welcome to coach, Mr. Fancy Pillow."|
Lady (to me): Do you know if they bring the hot towels by in this section?
Me: No. No, they do not.
Lady (disappointed): Oh.
Me: There's also no electrical outlet between the seats. And they don't bring any food back here.
Me: There will be a television that will drop out of the ceiling over that man in front of us.
Lady: Well. That's nice. I wonder what movie they will be playing.
More Eavesdropping with Matt.
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