Invisible Mercedes is rad

Speaking of invisible vehicles, this was a really cool idea. Now I just need a bunch of LEDs and some cameras.



Also, if someone would like to donate a Mercedes, I would allow that.

I pity myself

I had never seen this before. I must have lived overseas when it came out. Pure hilarity. I broke all my furniture from laughing so hard.

Bloggers, Monkeys and Burritos

Enough, already. I am fatigued by the incessant messages to my inbox demanding more monkeys on this blog. Some have begun to complain that there are too many, preferring that we instead discuss burritos and Mexican food in general. I love both these things, also, my dear friends, but how long can you clamor for both? I am merely a simple-minded blogger, not some cyber-servant for you to berate and confuse. I cannot meet all the demands put upon me by you, my internet audience.

Nevertheless, I will do my utmost to provide you with what you crave... nay, what you demand.

Click "Play" O Gentle Reader and have your deepest Burrito/Monkey cravings satisfied.

You won't surely die

This commercial came on before a movie we recently rented (I think it might have been the awful waste of celluloid that was "Be Kind, Rewind"). I thought this commercial was disturbing, hilarious and bold. I particularly found the audience shots hilarious. I don't know who that main singer is, but he's absolutely rad.