Guy #1: You know Superman and Batman?
|*SPOLIER* I heard that in the new Batman movie, |
Catwoman and Batman get married and have babies!
I found this picture here.
Guy #1: Are Superman and Batman from Marvel Comics or some other company?
Guy #2: They're all Marvel.
Guy #1: Not X-Men. They're Capcom.
Guy #2: Well, I do know that the Marvel comics, they used to have this whole family called The Marvel Family.
Guy #1: Oh yeah?
Guy #2: And the dad, Captain Marvel, he would always shout SHAZAM!
Then I turned around and shouted, STOP IT STOP IT YOU ARE HURTING MY HEART!