This morning there was a beautiful rainbow as the kids and I walked to school.
Me: Kids, look at the rainbow!
Z: It looks like it's touching the ground.
Me: We should go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
A: God did not put a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Me: No, that's true. The leprechauns do it.
A: God did not make leprechauns.