If you haven't seen it already (because I'm sure you have nothing better to do with your weekends than google my name over and over, hoping that something new will come up), here's an article that appeared in yesterday's Oregonian. It's a fun piece. You will like it. You will probably want to print it out and place it on your mirror, so you can read it each morning while you comb your lustrous hair. Unless you are like me, in which case you can read a few words each morning while you pretend to comb your Bald.