Dedicated to the two fifth grade boys who were saying goodbye at the end of the last day of their grade school career. The first boy put his hand tenderly on the shoulder of the second and said:
Boy 1: You know, I'm really going to miss you.
Boy 2 put his hand on Boy 1's shoulder and said gently: I'm not going to miss you at all.
Both boys erupted into riotous laughter.
Boy 2: Just kidding...