BHR News Roundup

I don't have any monkey news for you today, but I thought I would share these two stories:

1) DNA experts say, "This so-called Bigfoot DNA is totally fake!" Meanwhile, believers in Bigfoot say, "Shut up you stupid so-called experts!"

2) If a polar bear and a shark are both chasing you, try to turn them against each other. If that doesn't work, take your chances with the bear.

A story by A: Rac-Penguin-Polar Bear

The kids were in child care this Monday through Wednesday, hanging out with the other kids from our work and playing capture the flag and having a great time of it. One of the activities involved getting stickers of various animals on a paper and then dictating stories or commentary on the pictures. Here is what A came up with for each animal:

Giraffes have long necks. They can almost reach the sky.

Raccoons can almost fly to trees and they have striped tails.


Penguins live on the Ice Age. They waddle everywhere they go. They are slow walkers.


Polar bears have stripes of white and black. That's all I really know about it.


Jaguars have spots everywhere.

The End.