My six-year-old came downstairs tonight while I was doing the dishes and asked if I wanted to join the "I Love Bunnies" club. I told her yes, so she brought me a contract that she had written up. Here's the text of the document I had to sign:
I Love Bunnies Club
I ________ will be a very loyal person to the I Love Bunnies Club. To be a member do this... follow the rules.
RULES
You don't have to love bunnies.
Follow the directions.
Have fun.
I _____________ will follow the rules.
My daughter says that I have a very nice signature. And now I am one of the founding members of the I Love Bunnies Club. She also gave me a little assignment, but I can't tell you about that because that's only for members of the I Love Bunnies Club.
The man asked his wife, “When will we get a daughter and a pet?Our daughter would have the bunny and we will have the cat.”
One day they had a daughter.They were very happy, but it was only one year old. They wished it was seven.One day it was four years old.They were so happy.Soon after a few years she was seven years old.They were even happier than before, when she was only one.Soon they got the cat and the bunny.“One problem,” the daughter said.“I don’t like bunnies.”
The parents said, “Well, you’ll just have to deal with it.”
CHAPTER TWO:The Daughter Finds She Likes the Bunny
They went to a bunny field one day, when she was eight.The daughter thought is was beautiful and she just really wanted a bunny now.But there was still one problem.They had already run out of all the bunnies.Then she liked one of them so much in the field that the person just did it, he gave it to the girl.She was very very very very very happy.
CHAPTER THREE:
When she got the bunny she named it Strawberry.The mother and the father left to buy a cat.But – oopsie – they had gone to the wrong place, it was too far away.The bunny was very happy she got a carrot.She gave her a carrot and she loved her bunny for a long time.
I guess this is Dean's day at BHR. Dean is our worship pastor, and an instrumental part in the profound hour I spent with Christ yesterday. I went on his blog tonight and saw this video about Jesus spending time with the Easter Bunny and I thought, "I must steal this." Because the internet is all about stealing. So, a tip of the hat to Mr. Christensen.