Sunday, March 09, 2014

A different version of the Lord's Prayer

I'm at Big Break 2014, and tonight as part of my talk, we ended with a version of the Lord's Prayer that I put together a while ago. A few people asked for where they could find it, and here it is! Enjoy.

Our Father, who fills the whole universe
And is as near as the air we breathe,
May your name be treasured and treated with the proper respect.

May your kingdom come, and your will be done here on Earth just like it is in Heaven.
Give us today the things we need today.
Forgive us our sins and wrongs against you, just as we forgive those who wrong us.
Please don't put us through trials, and protect us from every evil thing.

Because you are the one in charge, and you have all the power and the glory is yours, too, forever!

And that's exactly the way we want it to be.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

My 4 year old constantly amazes me with her theological musings

Sitting with my 4 year old at the end of the day, waiting for her to fall asleep. 

Her: Daddy, I have something to tell you.

Me: What is it?

Her: Jesus really loves you a lot.

Me: Aw, thanks, sweetie.

Her: Jesus really loves Hello Kitty a lot, too.

Me: Oh.


Tuesday, February 25, 2014

.@SFSignal reveals the new "Dark Expanse" cover and TOC with stories by me @kyliu99 @nancyfulda and more!

You can see the whole post here, with the complete table of contents and the cover in all its glory.

Aw, I'm gonna put the cover here, too, because I can't help myself. Here you go:




I'll let you know when it's available for purchase!

Thursday, February 20, 2014

My parents sent me this email about pole dancing. It made me laugh.


Here's the email they sent me. 

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment. 



The teacher graded it and the child took it home. 

She returned to school the next day with the following note: 

Dear Ms. Davis, 
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a snow shovel. 
Sincerely, 
Mrs. David Duncan

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