Thursday, January 31, 2013

Eavesdropping with Matt (Episode Sixty-Six: Viva La Old Men)

Dedicated to the two old men who were having lunch together at Burger King yesterday.

Old Man #1: So I go by Mike's house and what do you think I see in his yard?

Old Man #2: I have no idea.

Old Man #1: A bunch of Mexicans. When they saw me they ran and jumped over the fence. Because they were about to break into Mike's house.

Old Man #2: You don't know that. Maybe you just scared them.

Old Man #1: Oh yeah? What do YOU think they were doing there?

Old Man #2: I don't know. Maybe they were Mike's yard and garden crew.

If you'd like more insight into the amazing things people say when they don't know I'm listening, be sure to check out more Eavesdropping with Matt.