|If only it was a Sopwith Camel.|
1. I saw a "therapy dog" getting screened by the TSA. In defense of the TSA, the dog looked a little sketchy to me. I think it was the camouflage.
2. The Naked Scanner suddenly needed to "recalibrate" when I stepped inside and put my hands over my head. Is this a comment about my weight, Naked Scanner? Fine. I'll just go back to my old friend the Metal Detector.