Hello Matt!
I am the TSA Customer Service Assistant here at Portland International Airport (PDX) and my Manager just forwarded The Burning Hearts Revolution Blog to me. Thank you for making our day! We were thoroughly entertained and in stitches while reading your words. We truly hope you feel that loved by PDX. We indeed are extremely appreciative and in awe of your expert-ness! J Thanks again!Treasure Hoogstad
And now I have bolded and repeated the most important sentence for your reading enjoyment, so that it will burn itself into your brain as a testimony to the fact that I do not "make stuff up" at this blog but that it really is a wonderful sight to behold my family going through security: "We indeed are extremely appreciative and in awe of your expert-ness!"
And before you accuse me of making up this letter, no, it's real. So there.