Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Eavesdropping WIth Matt (Episode Forty-Three: WE WANT MORE BUTTER!)

Dedicated to the man and woman behind me in line, when I was buying my sisters their birthday presents.

Lady: -- so she already has three kids.

Gentleman: Whoa!

Lady: Now she's pregnant with her fourth!

Gentleman: WHY?!

Lady: Because she has the IQ of ... of a... of a stick of butter.

Note to the BHR Minions: Despite the strange, bigoted comments of the woman in line behind me, there is no scientific evidence linking number of children and the IQ of dairy products.