Despite the ignorant paragraph above, penned by ridiculous authors who think they are in the know (cough cough Mikalatos) this audio book remains unavailable. UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE ME AND HAVE A COUPLE OF COPIES RIGHT NOW ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND. And it just so happens that I do happen to be me, and thus have copies on my nightstand. And therefore please read the sentence in red below:
I am going to GIVE ONE AWAY THIS WEEK!
To keep things simple, I'm going to use a random number generator to pick one person at random from the Imaginary Jesus e-mail list. So sign up here for your chance to win! I'll announce the winner a week from today.
That's right! Be the first to listen to the audio book! Amaze your friends! Shame your enemies! Obfuscate your pursuers! Verb your nouns! Do it today!