I got sunscreen in my eye today. Apparently it is an extremely aggravating type of sunscreen. It says on the instructions to wash your eye if you accidentally slather it on there. But by the time I made it to the bathroom, my eye was SPF 50. I'll never need sunglasses, I guess.
My eye burned for hours until the sunscreen somehow leaked down into my sinuses, causing a constantly weeping eye and running nostril. That's right, one nostril.
The weeping eye is sort of cool, like a super villain in a James Bond movie. The nostril, on the other hand, is like some sort of grotesque clown from a Jim Carey film.
Assuming that my eyeball falls out, I'll post pictures of my eye patch tomorrow. Please be kind and don't mention the weepy nostril.