Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Eavesdropping With Matt (Episode Twenty-Seven)

Dedicated to the family at the boarding area at Gate B 35, Dad, Mom and two boys, aged nine or ten.

Mom: Here, son, you can scratch off the lottery tickets.

Son: Great!

Mom: Be sure to read the directions.

Son: I already know how to do it!

Mom: When you're done with that you need to do your math homework.