Thursday, June 12, 2008

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Chuck Norris

Yesterday I was introduced to Chuck Norris Facts. Here are a few of the important facts below. Don't laugh or Chuck Norris' fist will come out through your computer screen and sock you in the nose.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.