I'm in the San Jose airport, and I have a while to go yet. I'll buy lunch in a few minutes, but I had a giant caramel milkshake from POPS today with my good friend Carlos, so I'm not really hungry yet.
However, I did see advertisements here for the Indiana Jones spicy hamburger, which has a picture of Indy with a look of uncomprehending horror looking at a burger which has fire coming out of it. I think that might be worth a shot. Also, McDonald's is selling "Beijing Burgers" in honor of the Olympics, which I am curious to see. No idea what that might be.
I will report back tomorrow sometime. Feel free to enjoy your ordinary boring burgers while experiment with these strange beasties.