I took Z to her ice skating lessons tonight, and it left me with many questions.
What is going on with those kids who pull on some sort of nylons over their skates? What is the benefit in that? Or is it just a style thing?
How does a zamboni work exactly? Does it really have to be that big? Who came up with that name and what does it mean? Is that Italian or what?
Is my child destined for greatness? Is it normal that she should fall down so rarely? Should I have enrolled her in ice skating lessons at age 18 months to guarantee her spot in the olympics?
Whose idea was it to have metal bleachers in an ice skating rink? Do they want the parents to freeze their patookies? Is this a scam to sell some sort of seat warmers?