Director: Can you fit into this dress?
Murino: Yes, I think so.
Director: Are you willing to take that dress off?
Murino: Yes.
Director: Will you wear a bikini and ride a horse?
Murino: Yes.
Director: Are you willing to have at least one scene where you rise seductively from the sea?
Murino: Of course.
Director: Are you willing to play a character who will be used and tossed aside with about as much attention as Bond gives to an empty pistol?
Murino: I would love that!
Director: You're hired!
Murino: Do you want to know if I can act?
Director: Why would I care about that?
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