Z: Daddy! I don't want to miss "Dragon Tales" to take A to school tomorrow!
Me: We don't plan our school schedule around when cartoons are on.
Z: Why not?
Me: Because school is more important than cartoons.
Me: What did you learn in school today?
Z: I learned that when we have a shortened day, we don't get to play on the playground.
Me: Okay, good, anything else?
Z: The letter K says k k like a kid in a kayak! K! K!
Me: And what did you learn on cartoons this morning?
Z: If you find a two-headed magic statue then you might get flip-flopped!
Me: And that's why school is more important than cartoons.