Z: Daddy, why didn't God make every day Valentine's Day?
Me: I don't know, sweetie. Why would you want every day to be Valentine's Day?
Z: Because I want to make Valentine's Day cards every day.
Me: You could make Valentine's Day cards every day if you want to.
Z: Daaaad, I want to make them on Valentine's Day.
Me: Okay. What are you going to do with all those cards.
Z: Give them to all my family.
Me: That's sweet. Good night.
Z: Good night. Dad?
Me: Yes?
Z: What if we had a baby born on Valentine's Day?
Me: Do you think we would have to name them "Valentine"?
Z: If she's a girl we would name her Valentina.Me: And if he was a boy we would name him Valentino?
Z: No, if it's a boy we name him Valengina.
Note to BHR readers: No matter what day some future child comes, they shall not be named "Valengina" regardless of gender or really any other factor. FYI.
