Dedicated to the Mom at Hollywood video, harassed and helpless and obviously living only part-time with her young daughter, who was helping her choose some videos for their night of mother-daughter bonding.
Daughter: Mom, could we get this movie? I already saw it.
Mom: I can't believe your Father let you watch that.
Daughter: I didn't see it with Dad.
Mom: Oh yeah? Then when did you see it?
Daughter: I saw it with you, remember? When your friend came over? That guy?
Mom (hurrying down the aisle): Oh, yeah.
Daughter: Remember, Mom?
Mom: I remember, I remember.