Yes! At last I rule all! If you do a search for drunk monkey award on MSN, the Burning Hearts Revolution comes up first! Ahhhhh haha ahah ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
In other, sadder news, I no longer come up at all for "monkey he got drunk and sat on the elephant's trunk."
You cannot get the same quality results on google unless you put quotes around "drunk monkey award."
You may now refer to me as King of Drunk Monkey Island. If you want.