This installment of Eavesdropping With Matt is dedicated to the twenty-year old woman with the curly brown hair eating lunch at Burgerville today along with a couple of eight-year-olds who she apparently didn't know and her mom.
20yrold: --but I'm not going to do that because I am in college.
8yrold: What are you studying?
8yrold2: Are you going to be a teacher?
20yrold (offended): A professor!
8yrold: I don't like English.
8yrold2: I'm not very good at it.
20yrold (supposed future professor): Well, English isn't for everyone.