No one over the age of, say, eight years old would be allowed to sing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." It makes the song too weird and creepy to have 30 and 40 year olds singing it.
Ha ha ha! Well, as it turns out I was standing right inside the front door, so if you had done that I would have leapt out and tackled you, rolled you in the grass and then laughed maniacally before snatching my passport back, running into the house and locking it. Then, if you promised to behave I would let you in and we could have dinner together, because flying from the east coast to the west coast to try to steal my passport is pretty hungrifying work!
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ReplyDeleteI could've totally came over and stole your passport! You're lucky I'm not wicked like that.
Ha ha ha! Well, as it turns out I was standing right inside the front door, so if you had done that I would have leapt out and tackled you, rolled you in the grass and then laughed maniacally before snatching my passport back, running into the house and locking it. Then, if you promised to behave I would let you in and we could have dinner together, because flying from the east coast to the west coast to try to steal my passport is pretty hungrifying work!
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